…don’t bother.

…if you’re psychic, don’t look at a goat.

…trust stocky Austrian guys.

…don’t trust stocky Austrian guys.

…networking will get you running the company after two weeks. (And sleeping with your “aunt” helps too.)

…Saturday detention will get you a girlfriend. (Unless you’re a nerd, in which you will┬ástay single…FOREVER.)

…amnesia will get you a great jacket and a hot boyfriend.



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